Runscape

RUN!!!  RUN FROM THE SCAPE!!!  RUNESCAPE DOES NOT WORK ON MY COMPUTER!! THE BROWSER JUST FREEZES AND CRASHES!  O NOES!!

Or maybe this is a good thing. I hear it is STILL HORRIBLE.

Also, I have a lot of evidence of Runecape storing possibly spyware-infected files in your C:\ directory.

THE DISEASE IS SPREADING

Warning: post may cause damages and dangers including but not limited to widespread terror, communist governmental reforms, socialist governmental reforms, massive and rapid expansions of heat, general ignorance from the public, and overall unleash of horidity.

 

Intelligence Cancer has spread throughout the Internet.  Through a link of links and connected blogs, another victim to this disease has been unwillingly pulled to this issue.  The strong mental confusion and feel for the need of this “product” has reached a point of pointiness.  Intelligence Cancer, also know as RuneScape Disease, effects the Intelligence of a person.  However, it has been known to control other beings without the common trait.  ”Noobs” help drain the intelligence of a person.  Commonly, a person will start to experience “noobish” qualities.  However, this is not to be confused with the awesome power of “newbs.”  ”Newbs.” deserve a period in their name because they are the purest form of these victims.  There are survivors, though, whom are mainly older, mentally mature people.  They are still attacked by the disease, though not mentally.  The cancer has no cure, and no cure looks remotely near, because of the fact that all researchers have become infected.  There seems to be no hope for this disease, execpt for a rare bough.  However, research is slow, due to the relations to trees in the cure, forcing the addicted researchers to talk about the trees in the cancer.  This is more than an epidemic, because of the odd fact that IT IS HORRIBLE.  Yet the noobs…  THE NOOBS!!

Lack of playing causes extreme surprise…

I haven’t played much at all recently, and I just read the front page.  Thanksgiving event?  EEeeeww?  The new, barely possible quest?  Eeek?  Short post?  Yes?

Super-long post of not longiness.

So, PKing was brought back.  Dragged back.  Beaten, torn, and left bleeding over the sand.  There are too many people that run back into the safe spots… and too many people that complain.  Stealing somebody from their fight is now much too easy.  Also, Jagex is Communist.  Controlling our prices, our money usage, and almost everything else.  The Grand Exchange system is flawed, excessively, for many reasons.  First, the obvious problem that you can’t pay 30,000 coins for a hammer.  The problem that you can’t buy 30,000 hammers.  Also, the price of raw materials effects other things.  If the price of iron bars goes down, everything made with iron goes down the same amount.  I think it goes the other way, too.  It is based off an enormously simplified, basic human economic theory.  It is, however, HORRIBLE.  The new minigame is nice.  Very fun.

Some light shed upon us.

Yaks!  I’ve been training my combat at the yak pen on that island(never can remember the name…).  So I want my combat trained high… to about 80 strength and 75 attack, with my current levels being 70 attack and strength.  I have to go now, more information later.