Jagex gives Info to our Hindered Foes.

Peoples’ lives who have been hindered by RuneScape’s horrid hallucination-inducing graphics can now be saved.  With this information at this little station, we have nothing but anticipation.  Strong anticipation being released by song!

As we appeared to start our adventure,

we discovered pain like old dentures.

Although we possessed,

naught close to the best,

a thought cleared the rest;

we can do our quests!

—

At last the darkness subsided,

and now we have prodvided

for ourselves and friends.

We survived the twists and bends;

and how we come out depends.

It depends, on how we face our ends.

—

We have fought and bought,

gotten toiled and cought.

but nothing saves us more,

more from the terrible door,

then the news never before.

It’s really hit out core!

 —

I have heard the news!

We shall tell it too the yews!

For we have been abused,

our eyes beaten by hues!

There’s no hiding the great enchancement,

We bring you the open door,

the door to FREEDOM!!

 —

Free we are now!

Free from the bad colored cow!

The dulled animation of a bow,

For we have the news of good vision to all!

Division and bawling,

collision and crawling,

led to the wonderful,

great,

ESCAPE!

ESCAPE FROM BAD GRAPHICS,

NO MORE LICKS,

LICKS TO YOUR SCREEN!

WE HAVE THE CLEAN,

SUPREME,

NEWS OF GOOD GRAPHICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Moose Guy87~

Quick Chat defiliation?

Today, Jagex has fixed a few “bugs” in the Quick Chat selection of words.  From now on you can not choose “9mm revolver”, “pretty girl”, and others.  I think they were cool.  But I understand the unRuneScapeyness of a 9mm revolver being sold in the G.E and a pretty girl being borrowed.  I do think, however, they should keep the options like “human eye”, “hair”, “foot”, “leg”, and “human bones”.  If they have removed, or added, something awesome or weird, please comment and tell me.

My Day as a Spammer.

I used the Quick Chat system today!   It is going to become the most annoying update ever! yaaay!! :[)  I speak from experience, After only 24 hours I feel the system is not abused and is awesome.  Examples of quotes:

“Start pumping.”

“Run and hide, Pal.”

“Could I please borrow: 50 caliber sniper rifle?”

yep.

more evil…

EVIL!! 

very

very

very

very

evil.

O noes!

cheesemoose.wordpress.com has made evil videos about RuneScape!  These videos include pking, restrictive gifting, bounty hunter, and stalkers!  They make me cry, sob, scream, and run respectively.  Here is a link to the most evilest use of PowerPoint ever:

EVIL!!

 

ok, so these are not ok.  They are deadly and evil and mean and not nice.  I advise you not to watch them too much, you may become addicted to it’s EVIL!