THE DISEASE IS SPREADING

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Intelligence Cancer has spread throughout the Internet.  Through a link of links and connected blogs, another victim to this disease has been unwillingly pulled to this issue.  The strong mental confusion and feel for the need of this “product” has reached a point of pointiness.  Intelligence Cancer, also know as RuneScape Disease, effects the Intelligence of a person.  However, it has been known to control other beings without the common trait.  ”Noobs” help drain the intelligence of a person.  Commonly, a person will start to experience “noobish” qualities.  However, this is not to be confused with the awesome power of “newbs.”  ”Newbs.” deserve a period in their name because they are the purest form of these victims.  There are survivors, though, whom are mainly older, mentally mature people.  They are still attacked by the disease, though not mentally.  The cancer has no cure, and no cure looks remotely near, because of the fact that all researchers have become infected.  There seems to be no hope for this disease, execpt for a rare bough.  However, research is slow, due to the relations to trees in the cure, forcing the addicted researchers to talk about the trees in the cancer.  This is more than an epidemic, because of the odd fact that IT IS HORRIBLE.  Yet the noobs…  THE NOOBS!!