RUN!!!  RUN FROM THE SCAPE!!!  RUNESCAPE DOES NOT WORK ON MY COMPUTER!! THE BROWSER JUST FREEZES AND CRASHES!  O NOES!!

Or maybe this is a good thing. I hear it is STILL HORRIBLE.

Also, I have a lot of evidence of Runecape storing possibly spyware-infected files in your C:\ directory.

Warning: post may cause damages and dangers including but not limited to widespread terror, communist governmental reforms, socialist governmental reforms, massive and rapid expansions of heat, general ignorance from the public, and overall unleash of horidity.

Intelligence Cancer has spread throughout the Internet.  Through a link of links and connected blogs, another victim to this disease has been unwillingly pulled to this issue.  The strong mental confusion and feel for the need of this “product” has reached a point of pointiness.  Intelligence Cancer, also know as RuneScape Disease, effects the Intelligence of a person.  However, it has been known to control other beings without the common trait.  ”Noobs” help drain the intelligence of a person.  Commonly, a person will start to experience “noobish” qualities.  However, this is not to be confused with the awesome power of “newbs.”  ”Newbs.” deserve a period in their name because they are the purest form of these victims.  There are survivors, though, whom are mainly older, mentally mature people.  They are still attacked by the disease, though not mentally.  The cancer has no cure, and no cure looks remotely near, because of the fact that all researchers have become infected.  There seems to be no hope for this disease, execpt for a rare bough.  However, research is slow, due to the relations to trees in the cure, forcing the addicted researchers to talk about the trees in the cancer.  This is more than an epidemic, because of the odd fact that IT IS HORRIBLE.  Yet the noobs…  THE NOOBS!!

I haven’t played much at all recently, and I just read the front page.  Thanksgiving event?  EEeeeww?  The new, barely possible quest?  Eeek?  Short post?  Yes?

So, PKing was brought back.  Dragged back.  Beaten, torn, and left bleeding over the sand.  There are too many people that run back into the safe spots… and too many people that complain.  Stealing somebody from their fight is now much too easy.  Also, Jagex is Communist.  Controlling our prices, our money usage, and almost everything else.  The Grand Exchange system is flawed, excessively, for many reasons.  First, the obvious problem that you can’t pay 30,000 coins for a hammer.  The problem that you can’t buy 30,000 hammers.  Also, the price of raw materials effects other things.  If the price of iron bars goes down, everything made with iron goes down the same amount.  I think it goes the other way, too.  It is based off an enormously simplified, basic human economic theory.  It is, however, HORRIBLE.  The new minigame is nice.  Very fun.

Yaks!  I’ve been training my combat at the yak pen on that island(never can remember the name…).  So I want my combat trained high… to about 80 strength and 75 attack, with my current levels being 70 attack and strength.  I have to go now, more information later.

THE NEW UPDATE IS HORRIBLE!!!!  BAD!!!!!!  IT’S THE 2ND WORST UPDATE EVER!!  I HATE IT!!!!  I’M GOING BACK TO HIGH DETAIL!!!!!!!!  GGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  THE LANDSCAPE IS PUTRID!!  THE FOG IS DISGUSTINGLY HORRID!!  THE INTERFACE IS DISTURBINGLY HIDEOUS!!  THE PLAYERS ARE PAINFULLY DEFORMED!!  EVERYTHING IS THE WORST GRAPHICS RUNESCAPE HAS EVER EXPERIENCED!!

I’m going back to High Detail.  OH!  AND THE WEBSITE IS CORRUPT, FOUL, AND VILE!!  JUST LIKE THE REST OF IT!!  Now I advise you to use High Detail instead of this CORRUPT, PUTRID, DEFORMED, DISTURBING, HIDEOUS, HORRID, AND PAINFUL STUPIDITY.

Moose Guy87

what stuff?

Jagex has revealed their new updates!  As a blog, I get to post things from my view.  And because I don’t like how it looks, I WON’T POST A LINK.  Ha.  Hehe.  ………… ok now what?

I haven’t been played RuneScape much lately.  Why?  Well… uhhhhhhhhh…..mmmmmm…..mhhhhuhhhm…… idk n00b ask t3h mod!!11!1

Peoples’ lives who have been hindered by RuneScape’s horrid hallucination-inducing graphics can now be saved.  With this information at this little station, we have nothing but anticipation.  Strong anticipation being released by song!

As we appeared to start our adventure,

we discovered pain like old dentures.

Although we possessed,

naught close to the best,

a thought cleared the rest;

we can do our quests!

—

At last the darkness subsided,

and now we have prodvided

for ourselves and friends.

We survived the twists and bends;

and how we come out depends.

It depends, on how we face our ends.

—

We have fought and bought,

gotten toiled and cought.

but nothing saves us more,

more from the terrible door,

then the news never before.

It’s really hit out core!

 —

I have heard the news!

We shall tell it too the yews!

For we have been abused,

our eyes beaten by hues!

There’s no hiding the great enchancement,

We bring you the open door,

the door to FREEDOM!!

 —

Free we are now!

Free from the bad colored cow!

The dulled animation of a bow,

For we have the news of good vision to all!

Division and bawling,

collision and crawling,

led to the wonderful,

great,

ESCAPE!

ESCAPE FROM BAD GRAPHICS,

NO MORE LICKS,

LICKS TO YOUR SCREEN!

WE HAVE THE CLEAN,

SUPREME,

NEWS OF GOOD GRAPHICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Moose Guy87~