My Past

My past is full of poverty, pain, pk-ing, pleading, possibilites, and purpose.  Also in my past were people, pigs, partners, pals, power, possession, and patheticness.

I’ll politely explain these p’s in these powerful and perplexing bullets:

• poverty- I was poor.  Very poor.  So poor that I couldn’t afford a bronze sword, but eventually I found one on the ground.
• pain- I was constantly getting injured.  Also, everybody was like, “no noob get ur own stuf.”
• pk-ing- A huge part of my past.  I pked everytime I managed to scrape some weapon off somewhere.  Most of the time I miserably failed, but I did get a few people.  This is how I lost the bronze sword mentioned above.
• pleading- I admit it; I BEGGED.  If I needed something, I begged.  I begged while looking for something on the ground.  I begged while buying something for all the money I had.  I begged while I was getting killed.  I begged when I died. I begged after I died.
• possibilities- I had numerous times where I tried to make money or friends.  I either died, ran out of bank space, or just wouldn’t stop begging.
• purpose- I actually never found this…
• people- Mean.  Monsterous.  Mad.
• pigs- Did you ever see that pig pen north of the Draynor Market?  I liked to lock the pigs out.
• partners- I did find a few loyal friends, but most of them quit.
• pals- There is only one known person who would be nice enough to do anything involving me as a noob.  I don’t know if he’d want me to say his name though…
• power- I LOST MY GREEN-METAL-THINGY 2-HANDED THING TO A GUY WITH SUPERPOWERS!!!!  I’m still not over that… HE HAD SUPERPOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• possession- Why is this on the list?
• patheticness- I was pathetic.  Whenever I got something, I died and lost it.  The only thing I managed to keep my whole RuneScape life was that bronze dagger they give you after Tutorial Island.  Even now I’m pretty pathetic.